Cooperstown, NY – President Donald Trump is claiming full credit for Pete Rose’s posthumous reinstatement to Major League Baseball, calling it “one of the greatest comebacks of all time — possibly even better than Jesus.” Speaking from a minor league stadium that briefly renamed itself…
Wilmington, DE – A new insider memoir titled “Original Sin: President Biden’s Decline, Its Cover-Up, and His Disastrous Choice to…
Washington, D.C. – In a move that has sparked bipartisan jaw-drops—though only one side seems capable of actual outrage—Qatar has…
New Orleans, LA – A lifelong resident of New Orleans’ lowest-elevation floodplain is expressing shock and dismay after discovering that…
BOSTON, MA — Red Sox third baseman Rafael Devers shocked fans and teammates this week by bursting into tears during…
Trenton, NJ — In a groundbreaking failure of basic spatial reasoning, 32-year-old…
Health
Brooklyn, NY – In what hospital administrators are calling “an attack on…
Entertainment
LOS ANGELES, CA — In a shocking development that’s rocked the late…
Stamford, CT – In a move both entrepreneurial and morally ambiguous, former…
Calabasas, CA – Reality TV star, shapewear mogul, and part-time courtroom cosplayer…
US News & Politics
Wilmington, DE – A new insider memoir titled “Original Sin: President Biden’s Decline, Its Cover-Up, and His Disastrous Choice to Run Again” is set…
Washington, D.C. – In a move that has sparked bipartisan jaw-drops—though only…
New Orleans, LA – A lifelong resident of New Orleans’ lowest-elevation floodplain…
Washington, D.C. – In an unprecedented show of bipartisan dysfunction, Congress has…
Business
Chicago, IL – In a move that has left Chicagoans both bewildered and bemused, Walgreens has announced plans to open…
Canada & World News
Rome, Italy – What began as an ill-advised culinary opinion has quickly escalated into an international incident after an American tourist, Todd Franklin of Des Moines,…
Sports
Cooperstown, NY – President Donald Trump is claiming full credit for Pete…
Oddities
Trenton, NJ — In a groundbreaking failure of basic spatial reasoning, 32-year-old…
Travel
Anaheim, CA – Following the announcement of a glitzy new Disney theme…
Lifestyle
Akron, OH – In a development that has shocked the world and…
Culture & Arts
Dallas, TX – A new Pew Pew Research poll reveals a growing…