ANN ARBOR, MI — A Michigan man who “watched one and a half YouTube videos” is now the subject of neighborhood ridicule and a $35,000 insurance claim after he mistakes confidence for competence during a misguided attempt to fix his family’s leaky dishwasher.
“I had this under control until water started pouring out of the light fixtures,” said proud amateur plumber and full-time accountant, Greg Hanlon, 43, while standing in what used to be his kitchen. “YouTube said it was a ‘simple fix,’ so obviously, I went for it.”
YouTube Confidence, Real-World Consequences
Hanlon reportedly ignored three separate suggestions to call a professional plumber, citing “self-reliance” and “the scam that is hourly rates.”
“His confidence was incredible,” said Greg’s wife, Dana, “especially considering he thought the shut-off valve was ‘a pressure thingy.’” Dana has since filed the claim with the couple’s insurer after the dishwasher leak flooded not only the kitchen but also the basement rec room.
“I guess confidence doesn’t stop water from finding the lowest point.”
Dana Hanlon, Greg’s wife
Wives Across the Block Now Emboldened
The disaster has sparked a ripple effect in the neighborhood, with multiple wives now brandishing Greg’s failure as Exhibit A in the case against DIY dads everywhere.
One neighbor, Janet Weiss, gleefully reported, “Now my husband has to ask before even using the toolbox.”
Hanlon has vowed never to confuse confidence for competence again—unless it involves electrical work. At press time Greg was spotted Googling “how to rewire ceiling fan” with dangerous optimism.
Disclaimer: If you believed this article was real —or worse, felt personally offended — you might be taking life too seriously. It’s satire, not a subpoena. Relax and remember jokes aren’t assault.
