WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a move that stunned the justice system and defied logic, President Donald Trump pardons to Todd and Julie Chrisley, the reality TV couple best known for tax evasion, fraud, and one particularly chaotic Thanksgiving episode of Chrisley Knows Best.
The pardon, announced via Trump’s Truth Social account, comes days after Savannah Chrisley appeared on Fox News pleading for her parents’ release and “a second season, maybe with fewer federal indictments.”
Pardon Me, America
“These are good people,” Trump told reporters outside his Mar-a-Lago putting green. “They’re stars. Beautiful stars. They were persecuted by Biden’s crooked IRS — the same people who audit waitresses but ignore Hunter Biden’s laptop!”
Critics say the move sets a disturbing precedent for celebrity-based justice.
“Apparently the IRS no longer prosecutes tax fraud — it just hands out casting calls.”
Reggie Snipes, former IRS agent, now substitute gym teacher
According to court records, the Chrisleys were convicted of hiding millions in income, falsifying documents, and claiming Todd’s wig as a business expense. Trump, however, insisted they were “wrongfully accused by an overfunded fact-checker industrial complex.”
Pardon My Fraud, Season One
The couple announced a new spin-off series titled Pardon My Fraud, co-produced by OAN Studios and sponsored by MyPillow. Early footage shows the Chrisleys in a mock courtroom, shouting “Objection!” every time someone mentions math.
Meanwhile, insiders say Trump is workshopping a White House-themed talent show called Pardon Me, where contestants perform patriotic stunts to win clemency.
“It’s basically America’s Got Talent, but with indictments,”
Savannah Chrisley, executive producer and part-time law school Googler
IRS Files for Witness Protection
The Internal Revenue Service, currently staffed by 12 mathematically challenged interns, issued a brief statement: “We have no comment and even less funding.” IRS sources expect a 900% spike in tax evasion as Americans rush to commit fraud in hopes of landing a spot on a future Trump variety hour.
In a rare moment of unity, Democrats, Republicans, and Libertarian YouTubers all agreed: they’re completely baffled. As for Trump, he stood proudly by his decision: “We need more reality in reality TV. And less IRS.”
Disclaimer: If you believed this article was real —or worse, felt personally offended — you might be taking life too seriously. It’s satire, not a subpoena. Relax and remember jokes aren’t assault.
